Horsing Around

Writing puns is a cinch, but a few here are just horse s#%t

When he saw the horse had been eating the ailerons, the owner got into a flap.

(I have read that in the barnstorming days, cattle would lick the fabric off parked planes because of the taste of the dope.)

That's an aeroplane pun, not a horse pun. Get back on the horse and try again.

Can this one be put out to pasture, its no use flogging a dead horse.

I think I'll have to call for a photo on this one - there's no definite indication at this stage, as to whether the horse won, or the aircraft won!!

This is obviously a serious case of horse doping.

If it was done in the hours of darkness, they must have used the nitrate.

If it had of occurred during either March or September would it be attributable to the Equinox?

If it had of occurred during either March or September would it be attributable to the Equinox?

Do you mean the Equine-ox..........

I think we are in the same paddock Byron, but jusr with a slightly different gait.

So,is this thread knackered?

All this because Jabiru's taste good... I know rats eat Auster wingspars. Nev

I think it’s dead Jim,

It's not dead. It's asleep!

?? Ssshhhh, You might wake it up.

It’s not dead. I think it’s condition is stable.

Ah, back in the saddle at last.