I thought you kept seeing a mirror...I went to the Coffee Shop yesterday morning, and noticed a strange looking guy staring at me.
After getting my coffee, I went and filled up with fuel, and there he was again at the Petrol Station.
I then drove to work and passed a car going slowly, only to notice the same strange looking guy staring at me from his car as I went by.
That evening I went to the Shopping Center and when I drove in, again the same strange looking guy was already there in the car park, staring at me.
It was then I realised I was being stalked by a Psychic ....
Why don't psychics ever give advice prior to the Saturday lotto draw, on a "no win, no pay" basis?
he would n't have made the newspaper if the dreams were nightmares about horses losingI can recall reading a story about a bloke in England, who kept dreaming of horses winning, and their names. He got a bit bothered by it, and decided he would see if they meant anything.
What type of horse is a nightMARE?