Chucky Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 FIRST BABY: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. SECOND BABY: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. THIRD BABY: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH FIRST BABY: You practice your breathing religiously. SECOND BABY: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. THIRD BABY: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month THE BABY CLOTHES FIRST BABY: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, colour co-ordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. SECOND BABY: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. THIRD BABY: Boys can wear pink, can't they? WORRIES FIRST BABY: At the first sign of distress -a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby. SECOND BABY: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn. THIRD BABY: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing DUMMIES FIRST BABY: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and sterilise it. SECOND BABY: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle. THIRD BABY: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in. NAPPY CHANGING FIRST BABY: You change your baby's nappies every hour, whether they need it or not. SECOND BABY: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed. THIRD BABY: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees. ACTIVITIES FIRST BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour. SECOND BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics. THIRD BABY: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner. GOING OUT FIRST BABY: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times. SECOND BABY: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached. THIRD BABY: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood. AT HOME FIRST BABY: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. SECOND BABY: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby. THIRD BABY: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children. SWALLOWING COINS FIRST CHILD: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays. SECOND CHILD: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass. THIRD CHILD: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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