Error codes in Windows

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Error codes in Windows

 

WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger

 

WinErr 002: No Error - Yet

 

WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

 

WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

 

WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused

 

WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive

 

WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

 

WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

 

WinErr 00 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened

 

WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

 

WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB

 

WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!

 

WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside

 

WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside

 

WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

 

WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

 

WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside

 

WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside

 

WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?

 

WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

 

WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.

 

WinErr 01 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

 

WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.

 

WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.

 

WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

 

WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

 

WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

 

WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

 

WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.

 

WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

 

WinErr 07 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

 

WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

 

WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

 

WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

 

WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.

 

WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.