Blonde paddock fishing

[numptie]

One beautiful day, a blonde girl was out driving around in the countryside, just minding her own business and enjoying the scenery. As she went around a corner she noticed, out in a paddock, another blonde woman sitting in a dinghy with a fishing rod in her hands.

 

The blonde in the car stopped, got out and went to the side of the road. She yelled out "oi, what the hell are you doing?" The blonde in the boat said "I'm paddock fishing" The first blonde asked "what do you mean?" The boat blonde said "just what I said, I'm fishing in the paddock".

 

With that, the first blonde thought for a minute then yelled out "it's idiots like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name . . . . . . . . . . . . and if I could swim I'd come out there and punch ya lights out!!!"

 

 

[monty]

Hahahaha!!! very good.

 

8/10