Four worms in church

[planedriver]

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

 

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his

 

Sunday sermon.

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

 

The first worm in alcohol- Dead

 

The second worm in cigarette smoke- Dead

 

Third worm in chocolate syrup- Dead

 

Fourth worm in good clean soil- Alive.

 

So the Minister asked the congregation -

 

What did you learn from this demonstration?

 

An old lady sitting near the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

 

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

 

"Life may not be the party we hoped for,

 

but while we're still here we may as well dance."

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

OMG didn't see that one coming, very good planey. 8/10