planedriver Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 An interstate truckie who had been out on the road for three weeks, ends his day by dropping into a house of ill-repute on the outskirts of Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!" The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies for the night and a lovely three-course meal. The truckie replies, " Look Luv, i'm tired, just feeling a trifle frisky . . . . ... but i'm getting bloody homesick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 planedriver didnt think you would remember my indecreation:laugh: neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 planedriver didnt think you would remember my indecreation:laugh: neil Don't worry Neil, I'm very discreet. Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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