The Nun

[Brett]

 

 

a nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to melbourne.

 

she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machinesthat tells your fortune and thought to herself, 'i'll give it a try and see what it tells me.'

 

she went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale and put her coinin, out came a card that read, 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, and you are going to melbourne.'

 

the nun sat back down. She told herself that the machine probably gives the same card to everyone. The more she thought about it the morecurious she got so she decided to try it againshe went back to the machine and again put her coin in, and outcame a card that read:

 

'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you are going to melbourne and youare going to play a violin.'

 

the nun says to herself, 'i know that is wrong - i have never played a musical instrument even once in my life.' she sat back down.

 

from out of nowhere a man came over and sat down, puttinghis violin case on the seat between them.

 

without thinking, she opened the man's case, took out the violin, and started playing beautiful music.

 

surprised at what she had done, she looked over at the machine, thinking,'this is incredible, i've got to try this again.'

 

back to the machine she went, put in another coin, and another card came out. It read, 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg , you are going to melbourne and you are going to break wind.' now she knows the machine is wrong ,as she thought to herself, 'i've never broken wind in public a single time in my life.' but getting down off the machine she slipped, and as she was straining to keep herself from falling to the floor, she broke wind.

 

absolutely stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, 'this is truly remarkable. I've got to try this again.'

 

she went back to the machine,put in another coinand another card came out.

 

 

 

it read: 'you are a nun, you weigh 70kg, you have fiddled and xxxxed around and missed your flight to melbourne.'

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

very good Brett 8/10. One question though which airport did she fly out of? Just dying to try out that weight machine LMAO. Cheers Sue