Never Cheat on a Country Woman

[pudestcon]

NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN

 

 

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.

 

 

 

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

 

The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered,

 

 

 

"Stop ! Stop ! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

 

 

 

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,

 

put the saw in her husband's hand and said . . . . . ...

 

 

 

"Nope ....You are! .. .. .. .. ..

 

I'm gonna burn down the Barn!!!"

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Fabulous.

[Ultralights]

cut the vice off the bench! or use the hack saw handle as a handle for the vice! easy... am i speaking from experience?

 

 

[Tomo]

cut the vice off the bench! or use the hack saw handle as a handle for the vice! easy... am i speaking from experience?

There's more'n one way to kill a cat...

 

 

[facthunter]

Moral of the story.

 

Give up all your vices, before you get caught. Nev