Jet Fueled Fun...

[winsor68]

A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar; it's

 

fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other,

 

"Man, have you got anything to drink?"

 

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz."

 

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only drinkin' buddies can do. The following morning, one of them gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.

 

The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

 

He said, "I feel great!!", and the buddy says, "I feel great too!! You don't have a hangover?" and he says, "No -that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often."

 

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing....."

 

"What's that?"

 

"Did you XXXX(break wind) yet?"

 

"No"

 

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"