planedriver Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, " Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?" Mulrunji answered, "I don't know man. It's not at the courthouse till 10am next Monday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 AAaarrgghh Ho HO Ho ..... nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Thats good Tomo, If I can make people smile, then i'm very happy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Thats good Tomo, If I can make people smile, then i'm very happy too. Your in business then. :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day :thumb_up: You mean you've read some stuff today that wasn't all that funny Tomo? ;) Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Hey Pud, Did your misses dictate that post for you.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 You are such a smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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