rage83 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Sorry to all the women on this site I couldn't help myself when i was sent this email. 16 reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." 4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. 10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. 12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 13) Airplanes expect to be tied down. 14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. 15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 16) However, when airplanes go quiet, justlike women, it's usually not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy s Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Classic,show the missus,got the back hand:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rage83 Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeah mine wasnt real impressed either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yep, Showed my wife and grown up daughter.... Same reaction as you guys:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I showed my ex-misses. She rekons No.1 sounds like a good idea.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Thank God for that. We thought you felt we all deserved "Victor Delta" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 You blokes all deserve a Victoria Cross! I was thinking we all were looking to get a cross..... of the tombstone kind;) Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWpilot Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 read them out to the missus, Yep, like the guys before me. She rolled her eyes muttered something under her breath, and i suppose its the shed for me...........hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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