planedriver Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Questions and Answers Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement . When you're done you'll have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..." Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You still have your sense of humour, RIGHT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 This is not funny........I resemble those remarks:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 Worse still, is forgeting where you took-off from, and where you were heading to! . As well as................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I got a good laugh out of that thanks Planey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEON Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I read most of the laugter posts as at my stage in life I need them. One of the better ones for a long time. Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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