Ann Summers fatality'

[planedriver]

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife, as a special birthday present.

 

He is shown several possibilities that range from $80 to $200 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price seemed to be.

 

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $200 and takes the lingerie home.

 

After his wife unwrapped the present, he asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

 

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - i;ll do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a $200 refund and keep the money for myself, then treat myself to a new handbag'.

 

She then appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

 

The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

 

:kboom:

 

 

[dazza 38]

Thanks again Planey, that was funny.Cheers

 

 

[johndl]

Good one:)