Little boy

[icebob]

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.

 

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.

 

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.

 

BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

 

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE".

 

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY... I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. "

 

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.

 

BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

 

BILLY SAYS: "IT WORKS FOR TOMATO SAUCE!"

 

 

[Tomo]

oh dear... :ah_oh:

 

 

[dazza 38]

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

thats a good one I have a 3 yo g/daughter & get a chuckle at some of the stuff she comes up with also. I am sitting here at 3.20 am have a great giggle on this one thanks Icebob

 

 

[blueshed]

Good on Ya!

 

Wigg's what the heck are you sitting around doing at that time in the morning? No need for sleep!

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

Its Sue & yes once in a while I get a bad go of insomnia this morning was one of these times. Have been doing dishes 3yo was drying up as she occassionally does, the washing machine was spinning the soapsuds in between wash & spin cycle she asked why the machine sounds like daddies on asking what she meant she tols me it grumbles like dads. John had a decent laugh at it.