planedriver Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Hello. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave a message after you hear the beep. "beeeeeeep" .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money again, dial 9, then hang-up If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre, start talking, we are still listening!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wigg Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 good one Ithink I can relate to all of the above ;LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 good one Ithink I can relate to all of the above ;LOL But you wouldn't want it anyway else...... :big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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