Who`s Dumb Now?

[farri]

An attractive blonde

 

 

 

from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'completely nude'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..

 

 

 

.'YES,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YES, I WON, I WON!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and quickly departed. The dealers stared

 

 

 

at each other dumbfounded.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other answered, 'I don't know :ne_nau:I thought you were watching.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MORAL OF THE STORY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not all Ukrainians are stupid..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not all blondes are dumb,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When standing in front of a naked woman, all men are.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dazza 38]

i know what i would have been looking at, and it wouldnt have been the dice.