winsor68 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making bikie steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dazza 38 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Great Stuff Mate, im still Laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tomo Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Life saver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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