elderley spinster

[Guest john]

A 100 year old spinster who is still licensed to drive motor vehicles was required recently to obtain a medical certoificate from her local GP for renewal of her driving license for another year. After the Doctor gave her a physical examination he told her that she was in perfect heallth & asked her what were the main reasons for her longevity & good health. The old spinster replied that she never drank alcohol, smoked or got married. The Doctor then asked her if she had ever been bedridden, & in reply the old spinster told the Doctor that she had never been bedridden , but recalls losing her virginity when she was a teenager in the back of a sulky.