You Gota Datt ???

[farri]

You Gotta Datt ???

 

A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

 

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I comeonce-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

 

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella........" Mississippi '."

 

 

[Guy s]

It took me a second....Clever

 

 

[planedriver]

Farri frequently takes that bus

 

 

[facthunter]

Source?

 

Where do you get this stuff from Frank. I haven't done a lot of italian lately, but I thought GOTTA had two T's. I had a few Fiat's when I was younger ( Fix It Again Toni) so I got most of it from the spare parts manual. Regards Nev.

 

 

[Russ]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

 

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

 

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia 's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

 

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America ." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

 

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

 

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. Australia 's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

 

 

[dazza 38]

That was funny Russ.Im still trying to work out the first one.:confused:

 

 

[Russ]

makes 2 of us pal:confused::confused:...........let me know when you get it.....i gave up:)

 

 

[dazza 38]

He is spelling Mississippi, i just got it.I think.Emma, M ,Den I, i, then two asses ,ss etc.It was over my head LOL.Great all all the same.

 

 

[farri]

makes 2 of us pal:confused::confused:...........let me know when you get it.....i gave up:)

Fair dinkum ,you guys,I don`t know.

 

Frank.

 

 

[Russ]

just call me "aspro"...............slow working dope

 

 

[planedriver]

DiagoDaza's seen the lighta side.

 

Edumication is sucha wundeful thinga.

 

Franksa parents wud say. Toldyaso jutsa trya harda Daz!

 

 

[dazza 38]

DiagoDaza's seen the lighta side.Edumication is sucha wundeful thinga.

Franksa parents wud say. Toldyaso jutsa trya harda Daz!

 

 

[farri]

Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Black Man?

 

A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.

 

 

[planedriver]

Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Black Man?A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.

Unless he's wearing dark glasses and carries a violin case.

 

 

[farri]

:drums: How come Italian's don't like Jehovah witnesses?

 

They don't like any witnesses :kboom:

 

 

[planedriver]

:drums: How come Italian's don't like Jehovah witnesses?They don't like any witnesses :kboom:

or being disturbed at crucial times on a sunday :heart::heart::heart:morning. makes you feel like banging their heads :baldy: and thats being kind.:big_grin: