Horsing around ???

[farri]

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

 

His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

 

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

 

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

 

"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

 

 

[dazza 38]

 

 

[planedriver]

They probably belonged to Nicholas i_dunno