Dangers of tree climbing.

[farri]

The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist',

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who was responsible for getting horses banned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from National parks and State forests, was

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for

 

 

 

Invading its nesting site.

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting a great number of splinters lodged in her

 

crotch area. In considerable pain she hurried

 

To the nearest doctor, told him she was an

 

environmentalist and how she got all the splinters.

 

 

 

The doctor listened with great patience and then

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Told her to go into the examining room and he

 

would see if he could help her. She waited for

 

3 hours before the doctor reappeared. Angry,

 

the woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

 

 

 

'Well...' replied the doctor, '...I had to get permits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the Parks And Wildlife Service; the

 

Wilderness Society and the Department of

 

Conservation and Land Management before I

 

Could remove 'old growth Timber from a

 

'recreational area'.. I'm sorry but they

 

all turned me down.'

 

Climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dazza 38]

 

 

[Guest studentbiggles]

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[planedriver]

She sounds like a typical chip off the old block, not that thats anything to bark about.

 

 

[Bryon]

She sounds like a typical chip off the old block, not that thats anything to bark about.

"Well shiver me timbers"...... he said as he picked one out for a toothpick

 

 

[facthunter]

Source?

 

Where do you get all this stuff Frank? Do you make it up? If so you should go far. Nev

 

 

[Tomo]

he said as he picked one out for a toothpick

Quite 'picky' if you ask me ;)

 

 

[farri]

Where do you get all this stuff Frank? Do you make it up? If so you should go far. Nev

Nev,Going to keep you all guessing,it increases the fun.

 

 

[facthunter]

A while back.

 

Some time ago, I was told I should be on the Stage. They meant the first one out of town. Nev

 

 

[Tomo]

Some time ago, I was told I should be on the Stage. They meant the first one out of town. Nev

That's excellent, thanks Nev. :thumb_up:

 

 

[farri]

:drums: I was going to be a comedian,but then I thought," Don`t be funny".

 

Frank.

 

 

[Tomo]

I quit being a comedian, 'cause people kept laughing at me.