Hows the boss then........Hey?

[farri]

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let his bride know where she stands, right from the start of their marriage.

 

He takes off his trousers and throws them at her and says, "Put those on."

 

She replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

 

He.... "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

 

She takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

 

He......"I can't get into your knickers!"

 

She...."And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

 

 

[dazza 38]

 

 

[Guest JRMobile]

 

 

[Russ]

cowboy takes his new bride to a swank hotel for their 1st night..........at the reception desk, the receptionist asks...............are you just married, we sure are says cowboy, receptionist..............would you like the bridle................nar says cowboy, i'll ride her bare back.