farri Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word "Fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating. The teacher said, "That's good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate" Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well that was good Sally, but I want the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, " My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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