Old Dogs

[FlyingVizsla]

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,

 

discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading

 

rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

 

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"

 

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down

 

to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the

 

panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

 

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more

 

around here?"

 

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look

 

of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

 

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd

 

nearly had me!"

 

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a

 

nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it

 

for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

 

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and

 

strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

 

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,

 

squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that

 

conniving canine!"

 

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel

 

on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of

 

running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending

 

he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,

 

the old German Shepherd says...

 

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another

 

panther!"

 

Moral of this story...

 

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome

 

youth and treachery!

 

 

[facthunter]

Not bad Viz. Nev

 

 

[Guy s]

I like it