planedriver Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told her. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psyc't. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' How much do you charge?' $95 dollars per visit,' replied the expert. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later, she met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' she asked. 'Well, ninety five bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awfullot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 bucks. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a brand new ute!' 'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude she said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!.................. Ain't nobody under there now!' BUGGER THOSE LEARNED DOCTORS.. JUST GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER. PS. Nothing personal to my lovely friend on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Top Stuff PD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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