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One day two friends were talking..

 

One said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."

 

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

 

So the first fella did just that.

 

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

 

"She loved it. She jumped up:clap2:, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'." 033_scratching_head.gif.b541836ec2811b6655a8e435f4c1b53a.gif033_scratching_head.gif.92f700cf00fb9c6c6818598d44101896.gif033_scratching_head.gif.b541836ec2811b6655a8e435f4c1b53a.gif

 

 

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Stop looking at this idle humour, and get cracking with that Sierra.

 

As brilliant as they are, they don't self-assemble.

 

Looking forward to seeing pics of the finished article.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

If the good lord had wanted Sierras to self assemble, they'd have come with a white stick with a black tip provided in the kit.

 

 

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Stop looking at this idle humour, and get cracking with that Sierra.As brilliant as they are, they don't self-assemble.

Got 2 houses and only need 1. The 1 at Corindi Beach is where I want to be to build the Sierra. Fingers crossed for sale at auction on 5 Feb.

 

THEN the serious Sierra fun begins.

 

 

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