The Irish Preist

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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

 

 

 

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

 

 

 

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

 

 

 

He promptly called the local police station......

 

 

 

The conversation went like this:

 

 

 

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

 

 

 

''And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

 

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."

 

 

 

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

 

 

 

There was dead silence on the line for a moment .............................................

 

Father O'Malley then replied:'Aye, 'tat is certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

 

 

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