Never trust old men

[planedriver]

An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a young woman with perfect breasts.

 

He says to her, "Scuse me miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"

 

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

 

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

 

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it? Go on----- rack-off".

 

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

 

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

 

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

 

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them and burying his face in them - but not biting them.

 

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

 

"God no," says the little old man... "costs far too much when you're on the pension!"