The Fight

[farri]

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp.

 

"What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender.

 

"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.

 

"That little sh*t, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you, he must of had something in his hand."

 

"That he did. says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken he gave me with it"

 

"Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand?"

 

''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

 

 

[Guest JRMobile]

 

 

[planedriver]

Top one Frank

 

I had a little titter (pommy term for laugh) over this one.

 

Rgds

 

Alan

 

 

[dazza 38]

 

[facthunter]

I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev

 

 

[Bryon]

I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev

Was she good looking and did anyone try to stop her?