farri Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp. "What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender. "Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy. "That little sh*t, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you, he must of had something in his hand." "That he did. says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken he gave me with it" "Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand?" ''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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planedriver Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Top one Frank I had a little titter (pommy term for laugh) over this one. Rgds Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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facthunter Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev Was she good looking and did anyone try to stop her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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