The Jet Pilot Song

[fly_tornado]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6nFl21kpaw

 

Intro:

 

Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good

 

You may come a little bit closer to me

 

you may smeel my musk if you wish

 

but first of all

 

how rude of me

 

let me introduce to you myself to you

 

my name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do

 

And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah

 

let me let you buy me a drink for me

 

cos I'm a pure pilot, like on topgun, like on TV

 

And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah

 

chorus:

 

Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah

 

and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air

 

and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me

 

Cos I'm a pilot in the military

 

my favourite conversation topic has to be me

 

you haven't really live until you've pulled 9G like me

 

now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one

 

when two bogies came down in on me out of the sun

 

and I said "Im too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah

 

the other crazy bandit he rolled in on me

 

so I just rolled upside down and pushed some -ve G

 

I'm slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah

 

chorus:

 

Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah

 

and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air

 

and I'll tell you alll about me even if you don't care about me

 

Cos I'm a pilot in the military

 

my favourite conversation topic has to be me

 

you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 

Now you might drink that practicing all the time would be a real bore

 

because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for

 

the only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah

 

but come over to my home at I don't know like half past eight

 

and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late

 

cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my hud-tapes oh yeah

 

chorus:

 

Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah

 

and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air

 

and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me

 

Cos I'm a pilot in the military

 

my favourite conversation topic has to be me

 

you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 

by which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay

 

And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much

 

so come over to my place and we'll talk the night away

 

and when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say

 

and it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah

 

I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream

 

and just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream

 

cos I'll take you to heaven and back at mach three if you know what I mean

 

And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close

 

chorus:

 

Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah

 

and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air

 

and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me

 

Cos I'm a pilot in the military

 

my favourite conversation topic has to be me

 

you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 

chorus:

 

Yeah! Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah

 

and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air

 

and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me

 

Cos I'm a pilot in the military

 

my favourite conversation topic has to be me

 

You haven't really live until you've flown at mach three...and I've done that twice

 

 

 

[Piet Fil]

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[rick-p]

How do you know an Helicopter pilot when he walks into a crowded room?

 

Easy, he will be the first to tell you what he does.:csm: