Alcohol affects your speech

[nomadpete]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Innovative

 

2. Preliminary

 

3. Proliferation

 

4. Cinnamon

 

 

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Specificity

 

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

 

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

 

4. Transubstantiate

 

 

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. No thanks, I'm married.

 

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

 

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

 

4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.

 

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

 

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

 

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

 

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

 

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

 

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

 

[Guest aussie carl]

LOL Nice !

 

 

[Guest Walter Buschor]

Can relate to all of them!

 

 

[Bryon]

This is the one that I always have trouble with.....

 

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.