Loaded!!!!!

[farri]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck

 

fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided he

 

would just walk home.

 

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a

 

bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store

 

and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,

 

struggling outside the store he now had a problem -- how to

 

carry all of his purchases home.

 

While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little

 

old lady who told him she was lost. She asked: "Can you tell me

 

how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

 

The farmer said: "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very

 

close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry

 

this lot."

 

The old lady suggested: "Why don't you put the can of paint in

 

the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under

 

each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?"

 

"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the

 

old girl home. On the way he said: "Let's take my shortcut and

 

go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said: "I

 

am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know

 

that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the

 

wall and have your way with me?"

 

The farmer said: "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a

 

gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world

 

could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 

The old lady replied: "Set the goose down, cover him with the

 

bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the

 

chickens.

 

 

 

[planedriver]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truckfixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided he

 

would just walk home.

 

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a

 

bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store

 

and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,

 

struggling outside the store he now had a problem -- how to

 

carry all of his purchases home.

 

While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little

 

old lady who told him she was lost. She asked: "Can you tell me

 

how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

 

The farmer said: "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very

 

close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry

 

this lot."

 

The old lady suggested: "Why don't you put the can of paint in

 

the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under

 

each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?"

 

"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the

 

old girl home. On the way he said: "Let's take my shortcut and

 

go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said: "I

 

am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know

 

that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the

 

wall and have your way with me?"

 

The farmer said: "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a

 

gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world

 

could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

 

The old lady replied: "Set the goose down, cover him with the

 

bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the

 

chickens.

 

Well done Frank!