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:england:It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .strong.gif.dc81ffdb7807ef709604a09d84c59938.gif

 

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they

 

haven't got tickets.

 

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and

 

walks to the gate.

 

"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his

 

shoulder.

 

"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

 

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and

 

tucks it under his arm.

 

"O'Malley, Ireland :ireland:," he says, "Fencing"

 

 

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