Did you ever stop & wonder.....

[Guest thrasher]

Did you ever stop and wonder......

 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

 

 

 

 

 

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

 

 

 

 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologists leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

 

 

 

 

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

 

 

 

 

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

 

 

 

 

Stop singing and read on . . . . .. . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

 

 

 

 

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?