Statements that'll snap you to attention

[Wayne T Mathews]

A pilot who says, "Yeah? Well watch this!"

 

A student who says, "I'll show you how I think it can be done."

 

An engineer who says, "ooh sh**t!"

 

 

[old man emu]

An owner who says, "I'll just grab my cheque book."

 

 

[eightyknots]

An aircraft manufacturer who brings out the 'new and improved model' and claims:

 

* a lower stall speed

 

* a better fuel economy

 

* a faster cruise speed for the same engine revs

 

* a wider cabin

 

* more legroom for the pilot

 

 

[Bryon]

A bride who promises to Love, Honour and OBEY ......:peepwall:

 

 

[fly_tornado]

traffic cops that says "no worries, your meter only expired a few minutes ago"

 

 

 

[old man emu]

I think the perp is lawyered up and hiding out between the florist and the pizza shop.

 

OME

 

 

[winsor68]

Aircraft Engineers who say "Has anyone seen my screwdriver?" as an aircraft takes off... ?

 

Drivers who say "Hold my beer and watch this!"...

 

 

[youngster]

A politician who say "Honestly..."

 

 

[sain]

An ra-aus instructor who says "ohh look at that down there".

 

Very good sign your about to be trying to land on "that down there" without your engine.

 

 

[Guernsey]

A pilot who says to his passenger " Stone the crows ! " when there is not a bird in sight.

 

Alan.

 

 

[Guest rocketdriver]

A gliding instructor who, at 200 ft on the wire after two practice cable breaks, laughs and says "Be funny if the wire really did break NOW" and pulls the plug as I join him laughing 'cos it never really happens like that does it? ..... happened to me late one Wednesday evening a long time ago just before I went solo for the first time! LOL

 

Cheers

 

RD

 

 

[Tomo]

Someone who says "You can take my plane for a fly anytime..."

 

 

[Guest SAJabiruflyer]

.. a flying instructor that says, after you complete your training "Despite your best efforts we survived"

 

 

[willatodd]

A gliding instructor who, at 200 ft on the wire after two practice cable breaks, laughs and says "Be funny if the wire really did break NOW" and pulls the plug as I join him laughing 'cos it never really happens like that does it? ..... happened to me late one Wednesday evening a long time ago just before I went solo for the first time! LOLCheers

RD

thats just what my instructor in bathurst did years ago at about 200ft rope's goone!!!!! he thought it was hilarious me not so much

 

 

[Guest Jake.f]

A pilot of any kind who taps the fuel/oil pressure/oil temp/cht/etc. guage and says "I hope that's broken..."

 

 

[Ronin]

A passenger that asks what does this switch do, just after he flicks it.....