Humour of sorts

[pudestcon]

• A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said. "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do."
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Sod this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

 

• On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our country?'
   
   
  

 

 

 

 

[Guest JRMobile]

Pud I think they at least deserve a score ...................:score007:

 

 

[Tomo]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

 

 

[farri]

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Frank.

 

 

[Suitman]

.........Frank.

I agree Frank, they're worth a point each!

Peter

 

 

[Ronin]

[Tex]

I'll give you an 8/9, the breakdown one only managed a groan.