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Three men were hiking through a forest...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poof!!!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God gave him big arms and strong legs...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

having almost drowned twice.



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After witnessing that,the second man prayed:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poof!!!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he was able to row across



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in about an hour



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

afteralmost capsizing once



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men,



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the third man prayed:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'God, please give me the strength,thetools



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the intelligence to cross the river'



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poof!!!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She checked the map,hiked one hundred yards upstream...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and walked across the bridge



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guys, if at first you don't succeed,



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do it the way yourwife told you!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well that didn't work to well eh?



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted

Three men were hiking through a forest



 

 

 

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.



 

 

 

Poof!!!

 

 

 

God gave him big arms and strong legs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,



 

 

 

having almost drowned twice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After witnessing that,the second man prayed:



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'



 

 

 

Poof!!!

 

 

 

God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he was able to row across



 

 

 

in about an hour

 

 

 

afteralmost capsizing once

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men,



 

 

 

the third man prayed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

'God, please give me the strength, thetools



 

 

 

and the intelligence to cross the river'

 

 

 

Poof!!!

 

 

 

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

 

 

 

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and walked across the bridge



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guys, if at first you don't succeed,



 

 

 

do it the way your wife told you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH



 

 

 

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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