Federal Health Policy

[nomadpete]

The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister

 

Julia Gillard's health care proposals.

 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to

 

make any rash moves.

 

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

 

neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

 

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

 

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said,

 

"Oh, Grow up!"

 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

 

Radiologists could see right through it.

 

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of

 

the whole thing.

 

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

 

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and the

 

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

 

pissed off at the whole idea.

 

The Anaesthetists thought it was all a gas, but the Cardiologists

 

didn't have the heart to say no.

 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to

 

the a*holes in Canberra.

 

 

[Guest JRMobile]

I always wondered what a Proctologists did ---- now I know!