Mayday Mayday Mayday

[Jabiru Phil]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A blonde is sightseeing on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies!

 

Not knowing how to fly a plane, she gropes around for the radio.

 

 

 

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died! Help me!"

 

 

 

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:

 

"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down; just do as I say.

 

First I need you to give me your height and position."

 

 

 

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

 

 

 

Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father... Which art in Heaven...."

 

 

 

 

 

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Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father... Which Fart in Heaven...."