Aviation pickup lines

[pudestcon]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo, so I thought an aviation pickup line thread here might be the go. Try this one for starters....

 

"Ya wanna see my Thruster, huh, huh?

 

Pud

 

 

[cherk]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo, so I thought an aviation pickup line thread here might be the go. Try this one for starters...."Ya wanna see my Thruster, huh, huh?

 

Pud

 

 

[fly_tornado]

let us know how that works, I can't wait to hear the segway you work into the conversation that ends with, I named it after my wife...

 

 

[farri]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo, so I thought an aviation pickup line thread here might be the go. Try this one for starters...."Ya wanna see my Thruster, huh, huh?

 

Pud

.........

 

Frank.

 

 

[Guernsey]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo, so I thought an aviation pickup line thread here might be the go. Try this one for starters...."Ya wanna see my Thruster, huh, huh?

 

Pud

Yes Please.....is it a two stroke or a four stroke.

Shirley.

 

 

[Riley]

Yes Please.....is it a two stroke or a four stroke.Shirley.

Ha. Cop that Pud!!! I Love it. (is it calibrated in knots or wrinkles?)

 

 

[Tomo]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo

I must be an Innocent influence

 

 

[turboplanner]

I just saw a post in another thread regarding an alleged pickup line by Tomo, so I thought an aviation pickup line thread here might be the go. Try this one for starters...."Ya wanna see my Thruster, huh, huh?

 

Pud

It would never come out tho Pud!

 

 

[Tomo]

Yes Please.....is it a two stroke or a four stroke.Shirley.

I wonder if he's fixed the shake after landing, yet?

 

(oh dear, looked what you have dragged me into now Pud! )

 

 

[Guernsey]

I wonder if he's fixed the shake after landing, yet?(oh dear, looked what you have dragged me into now Pud! )

I see where your coming from Tomo, after all it was an undercarriage problem

 

 

[winsor68]

What happens if you fly a Sav... Especially It's battered and has wrinkly skins.

 

 

[turboplanner]

What happens if you fly a Sav... Especially It's battered and has wrinkly skins.

It lands flat?

 

 

[pudestcon]

What happens if you fly a Sav... Especially It's battered and has wrinkly skins.

Sav!!!? Is that short for savoly, or 'little boys'?

Pud

 

 

[Riley]

Sav!!!? Is that short for savoly, or 'little boys'?Pud

Reflecting that 18 months have elapsed from the time you first started playing with it until you eventually got it up, I'd suggest that "Wanna see my Thruster?"ain't gonna cut much ice as a pick up line with the maidens. On the other hand, the offer might possibly entice a couple of old hangar rats like Pommie John & his mate into your shed. When it comes to pick up lines, (in the hopes that it doesn't work) perhaps best that we stick with Tomo's "haven't we met somewhere before?"

 

 

[pudestcon]

Reflecting that 18 months have elapsed from the time you first started playing with it until you eventually got it up, I'd suggest that "Wanna see my Thruster?"ain't gonna cut much ice as a pick up line with the maidens. On the other hand, the offer might possibly entice a couple of old hangar rats like Pommie John & his mate into your shed. When it comes to pick up lines, (in the hopes that it doesn't work) perhaps best that we stick with Tomo's "haven't we met somewhere before?"

You and Pommie John are always welcome to come and see my Thruster Riley. All things going well you might have to travel some 75 nm to the NE of Northam after next weekend though!!

I concur that my pickup line probably wouldn't do it, but then I never had a good one anyway.

 

Pud

 

 

[turboplanner]

You don't have to confess Pud, it's alright.

 

 

[facthunter]

I find the one where the Sheila walks up and says' You don't remember me, do you? the hardest to cope with. Just imagine what goes through your mind

 

Incidently, for the femminists "sheilagh" is an irish thing like a TIKI. (NZ).

 

Good pilots don't need lines anyhow, Pud. They have natural animal magnetism. ( ask them). Nev

 

 

[Guernsey]

Cor stone the crows Nev, are you suggesting that we can only attract animals.

 

Come to think of it, you may be right as my dog is the first to greet me when I come home.

 

Alan.

 

 

[facthunter]

ALL dogs love me. They must have special perception for quality. Nev

 

 

[Guernsey]

Your right Nev, unconditional love, they never criticise, don't hold grudges and would never whinge on a forum.

 

Alan.

 

 

[Tomo]

Well at least we don't think so... unless of course you can talk dog.

 

I was bitten by a ferrel dog once, I'm still unsure of whether he had an over control of human love, or was just getting grumpy?

 

 

[facthunter]

I just look them in the face and they know what I'm thinking. Nev

 

 

[Tomo]

you might have more luck...

with what?

 

 

[ahlocks]

... you may be right as my dog is the first to greet me when I come home.

Have you ever noticed that when you lock the wife and dog in the boot of the car, it's only dog that's happy when you let him back out?!

 

with what?

Getting her to come close to the boot....

 

 

[turboplanner]

ALL dogs love me. They must have special perception for quality. Nev

You're a lamp post now?