The Cuckoo Clock

[kgwilson]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

 

 

 

 

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

 

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

 

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 

 

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up

 

and cuckooed 3 times.

 

 

 

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another

 

9 times.

 

 

 

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

 

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

 

 

 

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos

 

MIDNIGHT!)

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

 

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem upset in the least.

 

 

 

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo

 

clock.'

 

 

 

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed

 

three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

 

throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Deskpilot]

:clap:Brilliant. Caused me to spit coffee over my key-board.