The Bacon Tree

[kgwilson]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

 

 

 

 

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

 

 

 

 

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

 

 

 

 

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

 

 

 

 

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

 

 

 

 

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

 

 

 

 

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

 

 

 

 

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

 

 

 

 

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....

 

 

 

 

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

 

 

 

 

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

 

 

 

 

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ees.....

 

 

 

 

 

Ees....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ees....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ees....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ees....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ees..... a ham bush...."

 

 

 

[Tomo]

that's good