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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's a heavily armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on your person.

 

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

 

 

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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's a heavily armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

You wouldn't want to be the next in line if they hadn't cleaned out the booth.037_yikes.gif.f44636559f7f2c4c52637b7ff2322907.gif

 

Alan.

 

 

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If the ASICs are cancelled, all the money saved can be used to buy these devices.......terrorism problem solved:roflmao:008_roflmao.gif.692a1fa1bc264885482c2a384583e343.gif

 

 

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Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'boom box' doesn't it !!?..............................114_ban_me_please.gif.0d7635a5d304fa7bdaef6367a02d1a75.gif109_groan.gif.66f71fc85b2fabe1695703d67c904c24.gif 087_sorry.gif.8f9ce404ad3aa941b2729edb25b7c714.gif.....Maj...024_cool.gif.7a88a3168ebd868f5549631161e2b369.gif 008_roflmao.gif.692a1fa1bc264885482c2a384583e343.gif

 

 

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