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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.

 

He decides to test it out on his son at supper.

 

Father asks his son; "where were you last night"

 

Son relpies; "I was at the library" *robot slaps son* "ok I was at a friends house"

 

"Doing what?" asked the father.

 

"Watching a movie." says son.

 

"What movie?" asks father

 

"Toy story." robot slaps son "ok it was porn!" cried the son.

 

Father yells; "What? When I was your age I didnt know what porn was" robot slaps the father,

 

The mother laughs and says "he certainly is your son." robot slaps the mother...

 

 

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