New X-Ray Scanner

[Admin]

GOT TO LOVE THIS, WHAT A BLOODY GOOD IDEA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

 

 

[icebob]

Hi Ian glad you enjoyed this one.

 

Bob.

 

 

[Admin]

Is it you Bob that emails them to me?

 

 

[icebob]

Yes Ian, I watch your responces on this site and when i think you need a laugh i send you somthing. Unfortunatly the last thing i was going to send to give you a laugh sorry i broke it, was a dunny mug - a coffee mug shaped like an old dunny for when you are in trouble with "she that must be obayed"

 

Bob.

 

 

[Admin]

Thanks Bob...that is fantastic...keep them coming mate as we all need a laugh