Psychiatrist and Proctologist

[planedriver]

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

 

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

 

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

 

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 

 

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

 

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"

 

No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

 

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

 

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

 

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

 

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

 

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

 

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

 

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones -

 

Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.

 

 

[Jabiru Phil]

Very clever

 

 

[facthunter]

What's wrong with "Heads or Tails" Your call. Nev

 

 

[MrH]

What's wrong with "Heads or Tails" Your call. Nev

Very clever Nev

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[Ben Longden]

When you shake hands with your proctologist..... just make sure youre wearing a glove....

 

 

[facthunter]

Or else, to make sure that he/she isn't, ( wearing a glove )