Don't Mess With Old Ladies

[Nev25]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

 

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

 

Officer: Madam, you were speeding.

 

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

 

Officer: Can I see your licence please?

 

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

 

Officer: Don't have one?

 

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

 

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

 

Older Woman: I can't do that.

 

Officer: Why not?

 

Older Woman: I stole this car.

 

Officer: Stole it?

 

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

 

Officer: You what?

 

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see.

 

The Officer: looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping a half drawn gun.

 

Officer 2: Madam, could you step out of your vehicle please!

 

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

 

Older Woman: Is there a problem sir?

 

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

 

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

 

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car, please.

 

The woman opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

 

Officer 2: Is this your car, madam?

 

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

 

The officer is quite stunned.

 

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

 

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a licence and hands it to the officer.

 

The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

 

Officer 2: Thank you madam, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

 

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

 

And the moral of this story is …….

 

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest David C]

Don't mess with Old Ladies indeed !! .... Stick to the young ones I say

 

 

[Guest Kerry]

Ha ha!! Thats great!

 

I love old ladies...they remind me of my Nanna...you gotta watch 'em!!

 

 

[Guest danda]

Ha ha!! Thats great!I love old ladies...they remind me of my Nanna...you gotta watch 'em!!

Kerry the thing that reminds me of my Nanna is a big wide razor strap and a bright red you know what.

 

Don