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How to wash a Cat


kgwilson

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This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

 

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

 

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

 

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

 

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

 

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

 

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

 

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

 

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Yours Sincerely,

 

The Dog

 

 

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Being an animal lover I believe this comes under the category of extreme animal cruelty and for the perpetrator to be laughing about his crime is inexcusible....

 

That dog needs to be serving time behind bars. 094_busted.gif.ae638bd7cbc787b7b31a16c9b8b3a6b4.gif 095_cops.gif.448479f256bea28624eb539f739279b9.gif 008_roflmao.gif.692a1fa1bc264885482c2a384583e343.gif.

 

He's nothing but a Hound Dog.

 

Alan.

 

 

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I could make a comment about eating pussies but I won't...

Nothing wrong with that comment but would you still eat one with gravy and mint jelly?.Also, would you put it in the washing machine first ?

 

Alan the try anything once guy.

 

 

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.Also, would you put it in the washing machine first ?Alan the try anything once guy.

Naturally -all good recipes for Pussy require removal of all furr and a complete clean, before bringing to a sizzling temperature.

 

Bon appetit

 

 

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remember; 56kilos....strong.gif.dc81ffdb7807ef709604a09d84c59938.gif

Tomo................That's it 017_happy_dance.gif.8a199466e9bd67cc25ecc8b442db76ba.gif We'll have to go flying together...................we're the same weight kicking.gif.49e03b0103db466637ff8d6beee39c3b.gif....We'll leave the "LARGER GIRTHED" :roflmao:pilots at home 006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif........................Alley

 

PS: I fit into everything.....................shame my leggs weren't longer giggle.gif.9fbf2613564ad555277246f6add2d17e.gif the other day at Tumut during the joy flight,I had to call out for more roar.gif.571bd1320880f6a67bbabd7db32e09f4.gif "RUDDER INPUT" drive.gif.1181dd90fe7c8032bdf2550324f37d56.gif008_roflmao.gif.692a1fa1bc264885482c2a384583e343.gif

 

 

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Tomo................That's it 017_happy_dance.gif.8a199466e9bd67cc25ecc8b442db76ba.gif We'll have to go flying together...................we're the same weight kicking.gif.49e03b0103db466637ff8d6beee39c3b.gif....We'll leave the "LARGER GIRTHED" :roflmao:pilots at home 006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif........................AlleyPS: I fit into everything.....................shame my leggs weren't longer giggle.gif.9fbf2613564ad555277246f6add2d17e.gif the other day at Tumut during the joy flight,I had to call out for more roar.gif.571bd1320880f6a67bbabd7db32e09f4.gif "RUDDER INPUT" drive.gif.1181dd90fe7c8032bdf2550324f37d56.gif008_roflmao.gif.692a1fa1bc264885482c2a384583e343.gif

I prefer "large fuselage" with undersized landing gear and wings.

 

 

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