kgwilson Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this ! 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 It works too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Wow, that is one amazing dog. Mine was too lazy to think of anything like that, just sat around doing crosswords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 You realise the dog is only as good as it's trainer J170... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 You realise the dog is only as good as it's trainer J170... remember; 56kilos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 remember; 56kilos.... Yeah, but don't forget agility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Yeah, but don't forget agility A sloth and a gazelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I've got FR agility. How good's that ?. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 A sloth and a gazelle So what you're waiting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Well he's safe around cannibals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Being an animal lover I believe this comes under the category of extreme animal cruelty and for the perpetrator to be laughing about his crime is inexcusible.... That dog needs to be serving time behind bars. . He's nothing but a Hound Dog. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 It does seem bad for the animal. In original form the aim was to clean the toilet. The benefit to the cat was a secondary consideration. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm an animal lover as well, I love em roasted with potatoes, gravy and mint jelly, mmmmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I'm an animal lover as well, I love em roasted with potatoes, gravy and mint jelly, mmmmmmm.... What, cats!! Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 What, cats!!Pud I could make a comment about eating pussies but I won't... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I could make a comment about eating pussies but I won't... Nothing wrong with that comment but would you still eat one with gravy and mint jelly?.Also, would you put it in the washing machine first ? Alan the try anything once guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 .Also, would you put it in the washing machine first ?Alan the try anything once guy. Naturally -all good recipes for Pussy require removal of all furr and a complete clean, before bringing to a sizzling temperature. Bon appetit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevorp Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Yeh, I like cats, but i find it hard to eat a whole one nowdays... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Yeh, I like cats,but i find it hard to eat a whole one nowdays... That's because they tend to be a lot bigger nowadays. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Some of the cats I ate obviously had fish as their last meal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Yeh, I like cats,but i find it hard to eat a whole one nowdays... Tasty maybe but watch out for the cats revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Wasn't there a book called "Cat's Revenge" by Claud Balles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Fur desert... nothing quite like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studentbiggles Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 remember; 56kilos.... Tomo................That's it We'll have to go flying together...................we're the same weight ....We'll leave the "LARGER GIRTHED" :roflmao:pilots at home ........................Alley PS: I fit into everything.....................shame my leggs weren't longer the other day at Tumut during the joy flight,I had to call out for more "RUDDER INPUT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J170 Owner Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Tomo................That's it We'll have to go flying together...................we're the same weight ....We'll leave the "LARGER GIRTHED" :roflmao:pilots at home ........................AlleyPS: I fit into everything.....................shame my leggs weren't longer the other day at Tumut during the joy flight,I had to call out for more "RUDDER INPUT" I prefer "large fuselage" with undersized landing gear and wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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